• me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun
  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
  • confirmance:

    when people that were rude to you ask you for a favor

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    roryomalley:

    where do you get the talent thing

    farorescourage:

nogstuck:


frosty-lips:


reblog if you’ve been through all of them <3


if you havent been through all of them that means you are younger than 13 and why the frick are you on the internet go outside and play in the yard


"You have to be at least 13 years old to use Tumblr. We’re serious: it’s a hard rule, based on U.S. federal and state legislation. “But I’m, like, 12.9 years old!” you plead. Nope, sorry. If you’re younger than 13, don’t use Tumblr. Ask your parents for a Playstation 4, or try books."
    elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

    fuckyeahzarry:

    When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

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    bigeisamazing:

    *at Starbucks*

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    *sees classmate boyfriend out kissing on some other woman*

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    *would say something but I remember she didn’t let me copy her notes*

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    "that’s clearly not any of my business"

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    I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

    dichotomized:

The spine of untreated severe scoliosis.

    mid2000snatalieportman:

    lvysaur:

    with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

    yeah they’re called the staff

    shinestarz:

    I’ve never understood how people can blog stuff related to only one fandom.  Like, I’m a complex person—I need about fifteen fandoms to keep myself satisfied.

    bussykiller:

    getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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